The person with the mic is lying
Instead of listening, she’s lecturing to brats
These people who elected her are spying
“How many of you were paid by Democrats?”
The representative doesn’t seem to care
She’s being inundated with calls
She scoffs that we should be scared
And defends Elon Musk and “Big Balls”
The Deputies are smirking like boys
People laughing at her when she scolds
The Sheriff stands back frowning
This Republican woman is cold
The lady in blue
With the little pin, booed
Gaslighting at every turn
She opens the floor to questions,
But the people are going to get burned.
Shakes her head at gramma
Demanding that she sign a statement
Professing her devotion to truth and safe keeping
Or face a legal debasement.
Still yet others are concerned
That Musk can be trusted with files
The congresswoman is unspurned
All is Right that DOGE turns the dials.
What does it matter even if he steals it?
It’s already been sold to the mob
If it’s already been leaked who cares if the geeks
Come in to finish the job?
The lady in blue dodges questions with fingers
Lying about her resolve
Assuming the guilty were wrongly imprisoned
Election conundrum still unsolved.
Now the Deputies are moving in proudly
The woman in Red is the mark
This spy this rube spoke too loudly
And all it takes is a spark.
She admits that Russia’s at fault
To tiptoe past the president’s gaff
Then slips that she’s damn busy
Trying to “take the country” by cutting its staff.
For the first time a man says its over
That the time has come to be late
For the “second time” just one more question
Though it’s the first time he really did state.
“Twelve thirty! Twelve thirty!” is the original end
And the woman then questions the floor
”Well, what time is it, then?”
To witch they respond “Twelve O’ Four”
“Do intersex people exist?”
The lady in Red has asked
”You can’t change your DNA, ma’am.”
CRISPR is the way that’s tasked.
“Do intersex people exist?”
A fair question given the root
Intersex people have DNA betwixt
what the Administration says is the truth.
“Do intersex people exist?”
Perhaps now it’s belaboring the point
Talk to the hand and flick of the wrist
Gets the Sheriff to send you to the joint.
“Do intersex people exist?”
Now it’s between her and the cop
I agree it’s frustrating and disappointing
Perhaps both parties should stop.
Torn away like a toddler
Her wrist twisted and locked
The woman in blue is a robber
I guess Free Speech should be blocked?