My Daddy Helped a Dictator

polipoem 2

mine too

hell my father was a dictator

and still is

smacked my little orphan ass

bitches at the nurses in the ER

voted Trump

voted Bush thrice

voted Reagan

hates "Democrats"

watches Fox News

fears gays and thinks they are all pedos

has never spoken to a Jew but hates Iran and supports Israel

wears a MAGA hat

drives a bus full of disabled kids but doesn't know why i'm concerned about medicaid being cut "Why do you care about that program?"

likes his meat red and his gas leaded

cleans his glock

thinks ice cores are made up

goes to bible study and must forget all the teachings

listens to his jazz records

likes action films but not that woke star trek show

says I have TDS when I send him a meme like this one

I have no idea who made this meme. If you have a problem with me using it and can prove ownership, go ahead and drop me a line and I’ll pick one of the 36 trillion others.

The source material for this poem originally appeared in the comment section of a Reddit post entitled “My Father Supports a Dictator” which included an image of a text messaging exchange presumably featuring a brief conversation between the poster and his father, two U.S. citizens. The poster’s father appeared to be defending a pro-Russian pro-Trump stance, accusing “Zolinskys wife” of spending US military aid funds on a “million dollar shopping spree in Paris” possibly based on the deepfake video depicting Olena Zelenska purchasing a 4.8 million luxury car Bugatti.